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- White Parents:
- You: I cleaned the kitchen
- Mom: Good job, let's go get that new iPad I promised you!
- You: Thanks Mom !!
- Black Parents:
- Me: Mom I Cleaned The Kitchen.
- Mom: What You Want An Award?
- Me: No I Was Just Telling You.
- Mom: Shit That's What The Fuck You're Supposed To Do Motha Fucka, You Live Here Don't You?
- Me: Yes.
- Mom: Shit Do You See Me Asking For An Award For Paying Bills? Get The Hell Out Of My Face!
- lmaooo i cant this is so accurate
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He wants to be nice to them and make them famous
He is choosing out of his new followers
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Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous
He is choosing out of his new followers
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